We’ve given you the best movies, what good films to watch this coming Easter and even a few you’ll have missed on Netflix. But now, dear reader, we’re going to drag you down, kicking and screaming, into the dark unsettling abyss that is THE B-MOVIE! Muhahaha! Don’t fight it reader, no one can save you from these low-budget horrors! Here are some of the best…worst B movies!
Piranhaconda
Yes. Okay. Read that again? Yep, it’s exactly what it sounds like! No we’re not kidding. This B-movie terror sets the bar pretty low for this list, with its trademark monster being (you guessed it) a half-piranha half-giant anaconda hybrid!
The trailer really says it all. The main plot of this low-budget silly horror fest is centred around the idea of a bad B-movie cast being attacked by a monster, but it cuts a little too close to the bone, becoming the very B-movie it was trying to mock.
Sharknado
Possible the BIGGEST B-movie hit of the last decade, Sharknado crashed into the shores of the movie scene and stole the hearts of its fans with a shamelessly cheesy plot and a monster worthy of nightmares.
Yes, you just saw a tornado full of sharks. Such was the roaring approval of this movie that they even made a sequel! The chainsaw-totting main man, Fin Sheppard, makes a comeback in this follow-up to show New York how to defend itself against this windy shark menace.
There, there, don’t worry reader, we are here for you and we’ll get you through these movies together! Now, hold on for the final movie.
Sharktopus
Carrying on the theme of smashing together murderous creatures, Sharktopus raises a tentacle and waves it coyly in our direction. This movie is about (take a wild guess) a murderous hybrid of a White Shark and an octopus, which has been commissioned from a brilliant-but-evil scientist for the military…who look like they got their uniforms from a costume store.
This film wades through the oceans and creeps on land (literally, the monster walks on land) and then carries on into the movie scene (much to the chuckles and groans of theatre lovers).
It’s Over…for Now
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